Note: I wrote this essay to make the big, bad, drug warriors
seem less intimidating. The prohibitionists may have all the guns
and power, but they really are pinheads and we certainly can defeat
them -- once we overcome our fear of these brainless predators.
Special thanks to Marc Emery for coming up with the four-point
agenda of the pinheads. Feel free to circulate and publish this
essay, so that we can expose the pinheads and take back our lives,
our families and our dignity. --SK
TYRANNY OF THE PINHEADS
by Steve Kubby
May 17, 2002
Albert Einstein was a patient man, but he
had little tolerance for those who acted as if they have a pin
for a head:
"He who joyfully marches in rank and
file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large
brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
These days, Americans find their government
increasingly concerned with limiting not just their freedom, but
their very thoughts. A new culture of punishment and authoritarianism
has turned society upside down with mindless pinheads on top and
society's brightest and most intellectually gifted, on the bottom,
under virtual house arrest.
Everywhere we look, we see swarms of retarded
pinheads micro-managing our lives to the lowest and most banal
level, unfettered by ambiguous notions like due process or constitutional
rights. Self-righteous pinheads are constantly telling us how
we should live, what we should think, and how important their
parasitic, non-productive, bureaucratic activities are to our
well-being. At every level of government, pompous pinheads wallow
at the public trough, ever more arrogant, resentful and ignorant
of the people they pretend to serve.
Just look at how the Democrats and Republicans
have abandoned their traditional values, in favor of political
pinheads who believe every social issue is ultimately reducible
to more laws, more prisons and more wars. As a result, the Congress
of the United States has become overwhelmingly populated by professional
pinheads, who only know how to spend or arrest their way out of
problems.
Indeed, everywhere we look, the small-minded
pinheads of the world are telling us, the non-violent, unorthodox,
independent and creative people of society, how to live our lives
and raise our children.
Some may argue that I am out-of-line to criticize
pinheads, but that's exactly what they've been doing for years
to any of us who march to the beat of our own drummer. Under the
Talaban-like rule of the pinheads, independent thought and action
is bad, while conforming and endless athletic rituals are good.
Under the rule of the pinheads, physically gifted jocks are heroes,
while intellectually gifted students are nerds. As a result, any
pinhead jock with a high school diploma can earn $60,000 working
as a prison guard or DARE officer, while a college graduate working
as a teacher earns half that amount.
Pinheads have a simple solution for everything,
and when it comes to dealing with those who threaten pinhead culture
and puritanical values, the pinheads have a simple four-step plan:
- --IDENTIFICATION: Arrest and fingerprint
anyone who deviates from pinhead rules and values. Use victimless
crimes, secret police and predatory prosecutors to expose non-conformists.
- --SEGREGATION: Pass laws that criminalize
home schoolers, medical marijuana patients, gun owners, tax resisters
and countless other law-abiding groups for loss of civil rights
and restrictions on travel. Whether it is to deny student loans
for pot use, or evicting seniors from public housing because a
relative was busted for drugs, the purpose is to single out politically
incorrect groups from society.
- --CONCENTRATION: Jail, parole and probation
for those who deviate from the state, followed by loss of voting
and travel as a convicted felon.
- --EXTERMINATION: Jail fathers, break up
families, seize homes, just for growing plants. Refuse to allow
sick and dying patients access to medical marijuana. Exterminate
cannabis plants, people and culture.
We really have no one to blame but ourselves.
We're the ones who voted the pinheads into office, helped them
become pinhead judges, pinhead prosecutors and pinhead Congress-critters.
We're the ones who didn't object when the pinhead politicians
gave all the other pinheads badges and guns. We voted for pinheads
who were "the lesser of two evils," and we stood by
as the pinheads emptied the universities and filled the prisons.
More jobs for pinheads -- more taxes, fines, court appearances,
IRS audits, and home invasions by SWAT police, for the rest of
us.
Visit Steve and Michelle Kubby Here
